Ten Conyomandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
(taken from The LaSallian-Menagerie)

Conyo here, conyo there, conyo everywhere! Here at La Salle, conyospeak has become an unofficial language as a good chunk of the student body knows, or maybe even mastered the socialite tongue. However, one must never forget the basics of the conyo and we thusly bring you: The Ten Conyomandments.

1. Thou shall make gamit “make + pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

Link: http://digitalfilipinoclub.blogspot.com/2008/09/october-21-digitalfili…

The DigitalFilipino.com Club is organizing a fellowship/networking event where e-commerce industry players and bloggers can catch up and exchange updates. This will be on October 21, Tuesday, 6 to 11 pm at the Grand Regal Hotel, Lanang, Davao City.

Ganda na sana ng morning ko..LECAT, nagdilate ang pupils ng nag mega check na AYT..

To be brutally frank and frankly brutal I blog events because not only do I believe in the project or I know the peeps behind it but most important yung definitely peeps will enjoy it. Not necessarily ako nakakapunta..hallo, still have law school, other priorities and some are FREE diko need ng paysung lagi coz friendships ko naman majority ng nasa event blogs ko. Mag inarte ka pa ba o DIVA-divahan eh mapanis ka nun neng.

Definitely dipa gaun ka-mature ang mga nagcomment sa most recent event post ko [di sa mismong blog ha..oo ikaw yun at ikaw din..nag isip ka pa]..pero I do admit nahurt ako. Maybe di intention nila yun..but still, kahit joke [READ: a joke is a HALF truth]..so, unconsciously you meant it.

And for the record, am not angry..just venting it out and indirectly getting the message to some peeps. Malawak ang blog community and one bad mouth goes a long way..wish nyo di yun mangyari if ever may event, query, or kahit personal post/s kayo. “if you CANNOT say anything nice, [cannot attend, not interested, etc.] DO NOT say anything NEGATIVE AT ALL.”

AYT talaga..parang yung kaPlurk ko kagabi mega “annoyed” nilalagay na emoticon after ko magcomment..akala ko bf nya yung chorvang guy na kausap..AYSOWS di pala..THE NERVE..sana niPRIVATE Plurk mo na lang neng..wag seryosohin ang pagchat nakupo patay ka jan.

Anyhoo, C’est la vie..Cheers peeps

Animation Council of the Philippines, Inc. is proud to present

An Animation Film Festival Launching
an almost full-day activities with the animation companies to kick off the

2nd Animahenasyon 2008 Pinoy Animation Festival

at the Central Park
Eastwood City, Quezon City

24 September 2008, Wednesday 1:00 PM until 8:30 PM

festival launching is sponsored by Megaworld Corporation

festival is co-sponsored by the National Commission for Culture & the Arts
and Hewlett Packard Philippines
in cooperation with
Cultural Center of the Philippines
& De La Salle-College of St. Benilde School of Design & Arts

Festival Dates: November 12-16, 2008

Have fun learning 2D & 3D Animation, Claymation, Voice Acting and other art activities. Have a tattoo just for week or two. Watch short film animations from past entries and works from member studios. Know about the festival: competition, exhibits and masterclasses. Participate in the writing of the history of Philippine Animation. Experience the live scoring by Uniitima of the traditional 35mm animation “Ang Paglikha”. Integrate and know the people behind the many years of animating buhay pinoy!

Please join us. See you!

For further information and confirmation call 817.2727 loc 108 (Jazel/Laisa/Mike/Avic) or email animationcouncil@gmail.com

The launching have three main activities:

AFTERNOON SIMULTANEOUS ACTIVITIES (1:00 PM TO 5:30 PM)

a) Animation Production Demo
2D Manual c/o Take One Animation
2D Digital c/o TOEI Animation Philippines

b) Claymation c/o Mowelfund Film Institute

c) Voice Acting/Demo/Trial c/o

d) Production Demonstration
Digital Tablet c/o American Technologies, Inc.

e) Art Activities
Henna Tatoo c/o Guhit Pinoy Animation & Take One Animation
Face Painting c/o Guhit Pinoy Animation & Take One Animation
Caricature c/o Guhit Pinoy Animation & Take One Animation

f) Screening
Animahenasyon 2007 entries c/o Festival Secretariat
Original Contents c/o Member Studios
Trailer of Dayo c/o Cutting Edge Production
TV Series/Movies

g) Exhibit
Toycon participants c/o Megaworld
Cosplayers Photo-Ops
Works and Paraphernalias c/o Member Studios

h) Distribution (sponsors & member studios)
Flyers
Business Cards
Giveaways

Media Coverage by:
Studio 23
HERO TV
DZAS 702khz
DWIZ
Magic 89.9
UNTV
FM Radio Stations
Mergermarket (online web)

GENERAL MEMBERSHIP MEETING (5:30 PM TO 6:30 PM)

PROGRAM PROPER: LAUNCHING OF 2ND ANIMAHENASYON 2008:PINOY ANIMATION FESTIVAL (6:30 PM TO 8:30 PM)

Welcome Address Grace Dimaranan
President, ACPI

Opening Message Hon Herbert Bautista
Vice Mayor, Quezon City

Screening of “Inday Wanda” and Doodle of Doom” – Grand Prize Winners
Animahenasyon 2007

Highlights of Animahenasyon 2007 Ricky Orellana
Festival Director 2007

Screening of Animahenasyon 2008 Teaser

Highlights of Animahenasyon 2008 Avic Ilagan
Festival Director 2008
Screening of “Dayo Teaser”

Short talk on Dayo Jessie Lasaten
Cutting Edge

Q & A Avic Ilagan, Festival Director
Ricky Orellana, Programmer
Benjie Marasigan, Conference Director
Nestor Palabrica, ACPI Board

Closing Message Ms. Cecille Guidote-Alvarez
Executive Director
National Commission for Culture &
the Arts

Screening of “Ang Paglikha” Live Scoring by Uniitima

Emcee: Michael Kho Lim, Festival Coordinator

End of Evening Program: Networking/Socials and Dinner